My pledge class and I went to see Eclipse tonight along with every other tween and 40 something mom in Kansas City. While I wish I could be one of the people who bash the vampire phenomenon like other people I know who shall remain nameless....I am obsessed! Obsessed with the books anyways! The movies (while I continue to see them opening night) are just not that good. Robert Pattison is the only thing about the movies that I can say I love!
With that being said here are a few things I need to get off of my chest...
A. Movie Bella...I can fully appreciate that Bella is supposed to be "homely" if you will, but ugly??? They make her look terrible...She is not a vampire just yet, so being terrifyingly pale is unacceptable. I highly doubt that 2 guys are going to fight over that...Hollywood, it just isn't believable!
B. Dear Taylor Lautner,
You should have stuck with the whole "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" gig. Enough said.
C. This may be the most important talking point that I have...Cullen Hair!
A. Movie Bella...I can fully appreciate that Bella is supposed to be "homely" if you will, but ugly??? They make her look terrible...She is not a vampire just yet, so being terrifyingly pale is unacceptable. I highly doubt that 2 guys are going to fight over that...Hollywood, it just isn't believable!
B. Dear Taylor Lautner,
You should have stuck with the whole "Shark Boy and Lava Girl" gig. Enough said.
C. This may be the most important talking point that I have...Cullen Hair!
What is up with it? I feel that since the Twilight saga is this huge phenomenon and continues to break records at the summer box office, the costume designers should be able to get some better wigs, or better yet, hire people with the correct hair color!
Exhibit A: When I see this picture I think Randy Quaid in "Kingpin" not insanely strong and heartbreakingly beautiful vampire...
As you can see in the picture on the right (from the first movie) Bella has a normal looking hairline...I mean obviously the mullet that K-Stew is rocking these days won't do, but did they have to give her Jacob's old wig???
I don't have to remain nameless, but hahahhahahahahahahahhah! I died laughing throughout that entire post. Soooooooooo true and why I don't like these stupid vampires or werewolves or whatever they are!!!!
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